
Buddycom This-Rock's-for-you-runner-up, award winner.

www.clinton.nara.gov/
Wild Bill Clinton Don't forget to check Jack Lemmon's page, too.
Start a page with a prosaic, overused, trite, worn out, hackneyed cliche and see
how your English prof will like it. How about, "It takes two to tango." Our guess is
you won't make a favorable impression with that one. What about of you used that
hackneyed cliche in an op ed piece about politics. Then it work work quite well.
Consider all the millions and millions of useless words written each day about
politicians. There's nothing original written about that subject.
The stuff written about Wild Bill is a perfect case in point. If you have already
started to wonder where this piece is going and you are a big fan of Wild Bill, you'd
probably be much better off skipping this piece and surfing on over to whitehouse.org.
They have just the stuff your looking for. But if you have gotten this far and want
to finish reading this diatribe about your hero, that's ok, too. But first we'll
have to try to remember the nasty stuff we had ready to say. It was really good.
Let's see there was something about Enron. And the sex scandal. And the media
frenzy which prevented legislative "work," from getting done. Except for quietly,
almost surreptitiously, passing the legislation which legalized corporate megatheft.
And then something about how U need to be a Rhodes scholar to be smart enough to be a
Demacrat. Demucrat. Demicrat. Well, heck, you can see that we'd never make a good
Demyucrat president. We can't even remember what we going to say.
You can't find nearly as much information about Bill as you can find about other
presidents. Do you wonder why that is? Hmm.
VeeJay sent in some of her thoughts by way of the New York Times Op-Ed article;
Excellent stuff. Who says the cabal isn't having loads of fun pulling the strings and then mocking the stupidity they've
instilled in the masses? What cabal, right?
More cash in payment for their past jobs well done. Paula Jones and Tanya Harding effectively controlled news media minutes during the Clinton
watch legislation was passed legalizing corporate megatheft based on Anderson Accounting" practices. This crucial legislation has
enabled Enron and a host of others to loot millions or is it really billions? Remember the Savings and Loan Scandals?
That was just too inefficient.
And there was the risk of legal punishment for those not directly descended from former president George Bush. When will Monica get her pay off? See also updated:
http://buddycom.com/reviews/huxley/ Some of the best lines from the New York Times, March 8, 2002 article, And In This Corner: "It's possible to argue that Fox is offering these two women a relatively low-key way to make a buck, compared with
some of their past exploits.
The network is freshening up the oldest tradition in television, which is mocking the viewer.
Odds have to favor Ms. Harding, if only because Ms. Jones has stated publicly that she's worried about guarding her
reconstructed nose.
They've passed now into another zone, deep into the core of popular culture, where judgment itself is taboo." www.nytimes.com/2002/03/08/opinion/_08FRI4.html For viewers who'd like to be mocked further: "A Market Solution to the
Accounting Crisis
By JOSHUA RONEN
Instead of appointing and
paying auditors, corporations
should be able to buy
financial-statement insurance." www.nytimes.com/2002/03/08/opinion/08RONE.html We'd like to write a lot more, but we're just so dad blasted tired. We're
going to lay down for a while and take a rest.
We might write stuff about the people who recieved honorable mention in the
future, if we can get around to it and also we hope the second draft writings
don't sound as goofy as our first drafts. There is a special something to
be admired in each of these folks.
Well anyway if you write about your favorite persons send it along to us so
that we can know about it, too. We thought there was something else we had to say.
Well anyway if you do, try to remember not to overuse the words, "well anyway." |