Once upon a time in the land of old King Cole there lived a cunning old soul. Was his name George? Was it McBundy? Was it George McbUndy? Or was it McGeorge Bundy?

Rush Limbaugh abducted by aliens?
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Who's America's most popular charlatan? George W. Rush? Rush W. Bush? George W. Limbaugh? Bush W. Rush? Limbaugh W. Bush? Bush Cheezie Limburger?
Can't figure it out? Hey, you aren't the only one. Vee Jay and Vee Ess are rather perplexed by it as well. Perplexed and upset. Well, tisk, tisk. We told you so.
In fact, Vigdor Schreibman sent in this little blurb. We can't make heads or tails out of the first part of it.But the rest makes perfect sense.

Reports of his death were greatly anticipated ... One thing that Zarlie and the rest are soft-peddling. "Heard in more than 600 markets"... It used to be "Heard in more than 1,200 markets" Conservatives are hoping that if they throw lots of money at that snarling has-been, it will somehow legitimize him. drudgereport.com

DRUDGE REPORT SUN JULY 15, 2001
ALL RECORDS SMASHED: RUSH LIMBAUGH IN $250 MILLION RADIO DEAL; SIGNS THROUGH '09
The radio industry will soon be rocked, realigned and blasted into a new orbit by a record-setting deal that will crown Rush Limbaugh the highest-paid voice in the history of radio! The ink is still wet on a contract Limbaugh has signed which will keep him at CLEARCHANNELPREMIERE through 2009, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned exclusively.
The total package is valued north of $250 million, according to sources with direct knowledge of the deal, with a $35 million signing bonus jump-starting the cash flush for Rush/ The deal gives Limbaugh a high percentage of ad revenue from his daily syndicated broadcast, already the most lucrative hours since radio's inception.
Heard in more than 600 markets, Limbaugh's earnings now pace him ahead of the annual salaries for Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Tom Brokaw and Barbara Walters -- combined! The deal represents a stunning triumph over the establishment by an outsider who connected with and captured the spirit of the nation's heartland. -- Mike Zarlenga
Well, you can't argue with success. Hey, we always said Rush was America's favorite dude.

Now do you believe us? If you ever wonder how Americans think and can't get a straight answer out of Bush, just listen to Rush. Rush exemplifies the real American thinking. In his own way he's more frank and candid than any other American. You don't have to wonder how Americans think. Just listen to Rush W. Limbaugh. Heck they're paying him hundreds of millions of dollars to tell you exactly how Americans think.

What's the difference between Rush and Bush?

An r and a b.

What's the difference in the way they think? There's not a dime's worth of difference.

Hear ye! Hear ye! ...Now hear this! Georgius hath reimposedeth the gag ruleth from day oneth.

Matt Wuerker

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